literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good gradesthe sad truth
I bet if we didn’t have tests, we wouldn’t stress about school.
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read